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June 1 2012

"ain’t no thang but a chicken wang, mamacita"

May 31 2012

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okay i guess Ted is pretty cool too…

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gawddd i love Barney Stinson!  <3

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May 24 2012

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When my friend complains about walking to my apartment from Morrill

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When a car slows down for me at a crosswalk

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But I’m standing still and I look at them like:

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Hey, Aaron Craft!

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When couples are being overly PDA on the Oval

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Getting Hit On at Park Street

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When I got a test grade above the class average in chem

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When my parents yelled at me for getting a bad grade in chem

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When I made the mistake of going to Park Street mostly sober

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I walked in and I was like:

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When my friend told me about her drunken sexcapades in explicit detail

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When I successfully interact with a member of the opposite sex

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Filling out the Student Evaluations

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Whenever I see new construction on campus

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